kertney

a girl, usually tall and extremely skinny. sometimes mistaken for an anorexic. chews on anything small (beads, string, sequins, etc.), and likes to clean. may have ocd. is very friendly and fun, likes to be around people. knows how to spot hot guys. likes to make new friends, will get bitchy if bitched at. usually extremely pretty and brunette

damn, did you see how skinny that girl is?
must be a kertney!

by Dr. Pocky January 4, 2010

Kertesz

Comes from the latin word for anus, having to do with the butt hole

Her Kertesz was sore from last night

by teetz April 16, 2008

Kert

The ship name devoted to Katherine and Albert. Together. Kert. In other words, cutest couple that won the Oscars. Both with unique personalities. AH. love is in the air.

Omg they're so cute toggether. KERT FOR LIFE

by udstuff00 October 13, 2019

Dirty Kertis

When you poop so hard you pass out. Then wake up eating a big spider in your uncle Caren(yes uncle)basement.

I just pulled a dirty Kertis. I think I need a doctor.

by PainGodLordKing May 21, 2020

cole koester

1) The coolest guy ever to walk this planet.

2) Exagerates everything because hes awesome.

3) Is really bored on Monday June 6th, 2011 at 10: .

4) MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!

5) Misses his friends because he just got out of school.

6) Loves Cher.

7) Loves his friends.

8) CJ Twist, I hope you read this, this is for you!

9) A hello going out to Sam who broke his collar bone. I'll visit you sometime!

10) To all friends who may read this, this is for you!

Cole Koester loves his friends!

Yo Jake!

by Cole K. November 22, 2011

kort

name given to any male who tells you to come to blacktown maccas at 8pm on a certain night

OmGoSh FaGgOt CoMe TO BLaCkToWN mAcCas AnD SaY iT Bro##1##!!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

koerper

Breaks everything in site, is big in the butt and plays baseball all the time

Dang he broke that he's definitely a koerper

by cjsherwood_72 June 12, 2016