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a girl, usually tall and extremely skinny. sometimes mistaken for an anorexic. chews on anything small (beads, string, sequins, etc.), and likes to clean. may have ocd. is very friendly and fun, likes to be around people. knows how to spot hot guys. likes to make new friends, will get bitchy if bitched at. usually extremely pretty and brunette
damn, did you see how skinny that girl is?
must be a kertney!
kertney by Dr. Pocky January 4, 2010
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Kortney is a very important, special, and pretty girl. She will always be by your side depending on what you are to her. Also if she has a lover she would never break their heart and will dub anyone for you. She is a caring sweet girl and loves to be cool with everyone but if yu do something that really ticks her off she may never forgive you🤷🏽 ♀️. This girl will bless your life and will always have your back in any situation and if you need advice or anything of that source she will be there for you and will always put a smile on your face. She will always tell you the truth if you her real friend and she owns up to you but sometimes she has no filter depending on how she's feeling.
Hey did your hear about that girl Kortney i heard that she is beautiful , amazing , and loyal .
Kortney by Gloriouslisous March 14, 2017
Kortney is the type of girl every guy deserves to have a chance with. She is loyal, supportive, and will always be there for you!!! She tends to have no filter, so she will always tell you the truth on how she feels about something. Once she falls for a guy, it takes her quite some time to get over them. She will always be there to give you the best advice!
You always need a Kortney in your life!
Kortney by Ashley0174 October 19, 2018
Kortney is spelled differently. It is unique in away. If your name is spelled Kortney then you are special, kind, loving, you don't hold grudges ( even when you try really hard) but, you can get mad, but when you do you are not mad for long. You are a great best friend. Your nickname is probably Kort to the people who barely know you. (or by choose)
Kortney, you are the best friend n the whole wide world.

Hey, what's up Kort.
Kortney by kit kat #1 October 3, 2020
The greatest girlfriend in the world. Many people have girlfriends with the name Kourtney, Courtney, Cortney, but the very few, lucky ones get the one spelled Kortney.
Man, I really love Kortney.
Kortney by The Gagemeister February 26, 2009

kortneyminaj 

the best barb page in the entire world. kortney is obsessed with nicki minaj! she loves her so much.
random: hey “kortneyminaj” whats your favourite nicki minaj song?

kortney: ummm *names nicki minaj’s discography*
kortneyminaj by przlix August 24, 2021
A Leader and sweet guy he helps people and friends with problem he is intelligent and strong during wargames his strategy can give him the ability to Conquer he acts like a General and a great Conqueror with his armys theres no stopping him he will defend his love one's and friends his sweet and kind but when it comes to war his always on the move and wont give up until his mission is complete
Kerney seems so nice he helps me with problems and is always there for me to back me up Kerney seems to be the nicest person I know and I'm glad to have him as a friend
Kerney by Ceasar June 24, 2021
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