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Dirty Kertis
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When you poop so hard you pass out. Then wake up eating a big
spider
in your
uncle
Caren(yes
uncle
)basement.
I just pulled a
dirty
Kertis. I
think
I need a
doctor
.
Dirty Kertis
by
PainGodLordKing
May 21, 2020
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