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a girl, usually tall and extremely skinny. sometimes mistaken for an anorexic. chews on anything small (beads, string, sequins, etc.), and likes to clean. may have ocd. is very friendly and fun, likes to be around people. knows how to spot hot guys. likes to make new friends, will get bitchy if bitched at. usually extremely pretty and brunette
damn, did you see how skinny that girl is?
must be a kertney!
by Dr. Pocky January 5, 2010
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