Taryn Keyes

This would be someone that has lots of problems. Normally wants to play Roblox cheese game. She hangs out with her sisters friends which isn't sad at all. They normally have stopped an addiction like monster drinks or TikTok. They love slime and some would say they bathe in it. A Taryn Keyes should be in your day-to-day life.

Person1: Taryn Keyes keeps acting like a Taryn Keyes.
Person2: I know right? Eating slime and all that stuff, whats wrong with them?
Person1: Person2, Will you Marry Me?
Person2: Fuck you, we're just friends!
Person1: PLEASE! PLEASE PERSON2!!!
*Person2 walks away*

by RoccoIsGay June 19, 2022

super keyed

see keyed.

by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

keynesia

A situation where you could not remember where you left your key(s) no matter how hard you try to recall; usually happens when you are pressed for time.

Boss: Why are you late for the meeting?

Jack: I was in keynesia earlier. And after looking for my car keys for one bloody fucking hour, I decided to call a cab instead.

Boss: Next time, keep your keys inside your ass....

by LabRat71 October 16, 2008

keyser soze

To leave your friends at the bar for whatever reason. See houdini

Dude - you totally keyser sozed on us last night. What happened?

by yosdk August 18, 2005

Keylen

A very handsome talented person who makes everybody around him smile (girls.) Has many special talents.

Keylen is outstanding. I can't even say his name without smiling. Wow I wish I had Keylen.

by Donald Ducks bestMan September 13, 2017

keyter

(n.) a being who feels like those around him/her need to hear that he/she is typing something fast; a person who has no mercy for the keys on their laptop and feels like they need to be beat; one who like to take their anger out on the keyboard.

We could hear Mr. Screeperson typing an angry letter in his office. He's such a keyter.

by zoot09 February 15, 2009

keyber

A person with an extremely large penis

I heard from Jenny that Tom is totally a keyber

by Louie ralphsace July 27, 2014