the keith

Putting your testicles over your woman's eyes, and your penis over her nose, gonzo, with an added bonus of farting on her forehead, leaving a poop mark.

I gave my girlfriend the keith, and she is no longer my girlfriend.

by K-Nastee October 7, 2011

Kegsit

Drinking from the tap of the keg while sitting on the keg itself.

After three 30 second kegstands, 2 beer bongs, and a 2 minute kegsit Bryan was too drunk to move.

by Mr. Leiber December 9, 2008

kenit

To click it, lose it, go psycho at someone. Sometimes for good reason, but also for reasons that dont seem that bad.

daemoe: "man did u see Ken kenit at that guy yesterday"
jonohhhh: "naa, why did he kenit for?"
daemoe: "cause its ken"
jonohhhh: "touche"

by jonohhhh November 19, 2007

Keith

Keith is a great guy with a outstanding personality. He will do anything to protect the ones he loves and is very out going. He is loves to have lots of fun and party. If you find yourself a Keith don't let him go because he is a keeper. He will stand up for people and can keep secrets like nobody else. He is also a ladies man and can keep a long-term relationship, he will fight for what he loves or fight to keep the people he love.

I miss Keith so much.

Keith is my best-friend!

by Mmmmjvndklfb March 2, 2017

Keith's

Short form of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale. Brewed Only in Nova Scotia since 1820.

Going to the Liquor store to get a 2-4 of Keith's

by Deepg May 20, 2005

keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011

Kelitha

Kelitha is strong an beautiful girl. She is broken and can become quite insane. She is a puzzle. She can get lowered by herself esteem. She can be very kind and loving but she can change quickly to being depressed over small things (at most times, not all). She sometimes thinks that she is all alone when she really isnt. She is very sensitive and will cry over little things. Overall, once you get to know her and coop with her, she is the most unique and real girl over that will be by your side through everything.

Kelitha is better than YOOOOOOUUUUU. No jk

by DARKNIGHT40 July 1, 2017