Jonathan

a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him

I don't know why, but I just simply cannot get over Jonathan

by cherrybearly March 27, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.

Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.

Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

Jonathan

A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy

Jonathan is so fine

by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O

Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?

by djrat May 25, 2022