jocked up

Dressed out in sports gear, especially refers to wearing a jockstrap/athletic supporter.

A sports coach or P.E. instructor might tell the guys on his team or in his class, "You guys stop screwing around and get jocked up!"

by SportGuy September 21, 2008

jacked

ripped, pumped, diesel

T$ is fuckin jacked

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

jacked up truck

country folks use the term jacked up truck meaning it's a lifted truck that has some dang nice tires to go along with it for muddin

city slicker: hey why is thart truck lifted up so high?
redneck: thats a jacked up truck whatchu think??!!!

by rererererererereredneck March 7, 2017

Ump Jacked

Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.

Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.

David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.

Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.

by JAX8 June 24, 2010

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

jecked-up

Jecked-up describes the handling by an individual, enterprise or government that takes a process or procedure that's simple, straight forward, easy, productive and of great value to the socio-economic good of a society, individual or enterprise then makes the process or procedure a totally inoperable failed process and implementation impossible because of absolutely unnecessary and incompetent handling of the process or procedure usually with the end purpose being to profiteer as an entity that has 'value added' quality to its services in the economy with financing , sales or manufacture of a commodity.

The financial services and real estate industry has totally JECKED-UP the ability of the American consumer to have basic economic residential shelter that provides safe and comfortable homes for the American family.

by Rogue Gnome December 19, 2011

jucked

Another way of saying juked. CAN ONLY BE USED IN ROCKET LEAGUE OK?

"Bro I can't believe that kid just got jucked that hard!"

by Flooofy:) February 1, 2023