JFK

John Fucking Koon

Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

jfk high school

home of professional bowlers

Guy #1: Have you seen Chris Falcone's bowling GMC at jfk high school?
Guy #2: Nah, but im sure we won!

by yourlordandsavior666 June 5, 2017

JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

by TK2000 November 13, 2023

Jfk

The act of helicoptering your penis so hard that you creat an updraft causing

mass destruction

Person 1: “did you see that jfk last night?” Person 2: “yeah it was wild”

by Don’t listen to me May 11, 2022