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JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.
“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1
I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!
by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023
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JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.
The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.
by JK_Money May 30, 2024
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JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)
“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”
by TK2000 November 13, 2023
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Jfk

The act of helicoptering your penis so hard that you creat an updraft causing

mass destruction
Person 1: “did you see that jfk last night?” Person 2: “yeah it was wild”
by Don’t listen to me May 11, 2022
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