Ginger Jerky

The act of a hick arp running 2 miles while naked in the middle of the woods while snacking on beef jerky and playing the banjo.

Person 1: "Look at that hick run."

Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."

Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."

by mgurbandictionary February 19, 2009

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

by DreamHack January 30, 2009

Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.

I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.

by Jus10x October 18, 2009

circus jerky

when a circus clown comes up to you and jerks you off.

Dude: last time I went to the circus I got some mad circus jerky

by Goatface001 August 29, 2016

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017

making jerky

Euphemism for masturbating / jerking off

Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.

by kskroob November 4, 2017

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018