jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025

Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.

Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!

by steaglesteve October 15, 2020

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face

Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!

by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021

Off the Jerkocets

To not have jerked off for a period of time (it’s getting to you)

Geeker tweakin off the Jerkocets

by lemon peppa steppa November 16, 2023

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025