jeez

A PC Christian way of Mid-Westerners saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Husband:"We just got dumped with 10 inches of snow"
Wife: "Awe, Jeez. You gotta be kidding."

by Sarah October 30, 2003

Jeelo

Jeelo. The liquid that is created when ejaculating sperm into the rectum of an individual suffering from diarrhea. The two liquids merge into, what can at best be described as "jeelo"

After a round of anal sex with her boyfriend, Sarah could feel the warm slither of jeelo dripping from her most private of holes.

by Jeelobald April 9, 2012

jeezet blur

This is by far the Best Shaders for PVP EVER. I'm dead serious. Just download JeezetBlur Dude it makes you a total ChadJeezetBlur is the Cure. This is all on the Hypixel Skywars. Minecraft Shaders PVP, The BEST Shader For PVP... (ft. Evakz) are all videos that came before me. I know. These are definitely the best PVP shaders 1.8.9. THE Best Minecraft shader for PVP.

THEM: WOW WHAT BLUR IS THAT?
ME: ITS JEEZET BLUR!

by swaggamer123 October 16, 2020

jeez jizz

semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.

Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.

by hexvex May 27, 2008

jeeznats

jeeznats is a word that you find extremely funny when you are under the influence of marijuana. it's definition is as follows:
the real name for jesus, since he was black. the europeans changed his name to jesus when they "crackerized" crhistianity.his original last name was:
juice, Jeeznats juice

man if i my baby's momma has another fucking kid im'on kill it!
i sware to jeeznats!

by max sidhu October 6, 2005

jeezuz

a wonderful streak of good luck ending with horrible bad luck.

that looks like good coffee! *finds $5 on the floor pays for coffee and spills it..*JEEZUZ!

by supasam104 January 28, 2009

Meez Jeez

Mangina... preferable the one belonging to an oh so sexy Statistics Professor

Taj LOVES the Meez Jeez

by Heltsman's secret lover January 17, 2005