Janker

One who janks-off excessively.

At work they call me the "Janker" because I tend to jank-off at work.

by Mr. Janker September 15, 2007

Janked out

Verb,

To lose through the sheer dumb luck of an unlikely event which would normally be crap.

Guy: I top 8'd recently at a children's card game event but got janked out by a kid running Horn of the Unicorn Control... Suxors. Should have run Monarchs.

by EdgeNZ February 10, 2008

Janked

Past tense verb

Combination of the slang word "Jacked" and name "Hank" to mean something stolen by a person named Hank.

Person: "Dude, my TI-84 Plus calculator was janked yesterday!"

Informed Person: "Hank did it? I thought all that guy did was wank to porn all day!"

by DeanIsLove June 5, 2011

jankedy

Related to "yo shit don't work" "Old tired-ass equipment" Anything 10 years or older costing less than $25 possibly sitting on your front porch for more than a year.

"Your Atari 2600 looks awfully jankedy on your black and white television."

"I refuse to throw dubs on your jankedy-ass Pinto"

by Joseph El Hombre December 12, 2008

Janker

A Bitch gay white boy that takes it in the ass named Dylan helvey

Dylan is a janker

by Djohndeit January 4, 2017

Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009

Jankety

Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
-----OR-----
Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies

Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.

by Sam o_e June 18, 2009