laughing jag

A fit of hysterical laughter people have when they are high on drugs or overcome by a situation.

We were so stoned we went on a laughing jag for about an hour.

by Spongehead November 16, 2013

two jags

Heavyweight Deputy Prime Minister of the UK. Lard-arse with a penchant for Jaguars. As with most politicians, in disgrace. Famously beat up some animal rights hippy who threw an egg at him.

two jags became two jabs

by tosh mactavish III August 07, 2006

nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

by Grumar July 17, 2014

Jag out

smoking large quanities of marijauna, getting extremely pumped up, and physically taking someone to the ground. Often done because someone is being a beta male and needs to be straightened out.

"Holy fuck Blaine, if you don't hit a buck someones going to get jagged the fuck out!"
"You are really testing two jaguars right now by grazing around in the fucking hurt locker"

Moments after Blaine says something beta; "Holy fuck I'm gonna jag out"

by Jaggs April 09, 2010

jag-bag

A highly refined hybrid form of both a jaggoff and a douche bag

Dude, that guy's a fuckin' jag-bag

by Rodeo Cowboy August 08, 2009

jag master

one who screws up at the worst possible time.

did you see jason kidd lose the ball off his foot??
yup. jag master.

by 2014_chiguy December 08, 2006

jag rag

a rag used to clean up the mess after jacking (jaggin) off

i used alans bath towell for my jag rag and didnt tell him

by gggggggggggggunit November 19, 2004