"Impaltastic bro."
"...What?"
"...What?"
by 13! was here December 2, 2023
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Word is Impala Terri has a four foot dick that is covered in scars and pimples and has pus coming from the tip. It is said that Impala Terri bathes her dick in garbage truck juice
Word is Impala Terri has a four foot dick that is covered in scars and pimples and has pus coming from the tip. It is said that Impala Terri bathes her dick in garbage truck juice
"Impala Terri really got a 4 foot dick? "
"Yeah, she does. I sucked it a few times when money was tight. 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
"No shit? She only charged you 20 bucks? She told me 50!"
"Impala Terri a muff ukka"
"Yeah, she does. I sucked it a few times when money was tight. 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
"No shit? She only charged you 20 bucks? She told me 50!"
"Impala Terri a muff ukka"
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Get the Impalaou, impaUlaou, impalaoU mug.An ancient beast where the origins of the term "chode" came from. These massive beasts had little, but fat packages compared to their volume of size and weight. Unfortunately, these beasts became extinct in the middle ages do to rampant diseases and STDs. Female impalors also lost interest in their male counterparts probably because of their chode aspects.
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