ikea

literally drugs.

“do you want to go to ikea this weekend?”
“duh”

by Fluffycow604 November 5, 2021

Ikea

Swedish for fuck you

Ikea lets watch these mfs try to put this together.

by Biggin745 September 16, 2019

IKEA wog

Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.

Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!

Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.

by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018

Ikea

Litterally the pride and joy of my life. At Ikea you can get like any type of furniture. Ikea gets 5 stars from me. It is litterally a giant maze of furniture.

"hey mannn, I got lost at Ikea last week and had to go to the bedroom compartmant to sleep in one of the beds."
"..."

by imasimplol.com June 6, 2023

ikea dumb

An addjective describing something being as dumb as a robot only capable of building IKEA products.

#1: Dude your plan is ikea dumb
#2: Man shut up

by Shrekepic August 30, 2023

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019

Ikea meatballs

Meatballs containing large amounts of rice. Usually consumed by professional redditors while on discord. Can be seen in the raining meatballs movies.

-Hey Dedy how were your IKEA meatballs?
-They reminded me of the rizzard of oz

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023