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not-husband

Your male partner/life partner/significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.

To be used in place of boyfriend, man friend, significant other, or partner.
"My not-husband got me the prettiest bouquet of flowers yesterday for my birthday." "I'm thinking about getting my not-husband concert tickets."
by Mo Mentum January 4, 2013
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lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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The Corpse Husband Phenomenon

A phenomenon where anything that person shows on the internet, whether it be hair, hands, or anything about that person. People will flip, and it will temporarily break the internet
Random person: Holy shit did you see the Corpse husbands hair got number 8 on trending on twitter?!
Me: Welp, thats The Corpse Husband Phenomenon for you
by Just a person_0923 October 24, 2020
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Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 20, 2010
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Husband

A word used to describe someone unmanipulatable or in charge.
My husband refused to go to dairy queen after using my girlish charm.
by Pseudomikeg June 25, 2018
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ex-husband

When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.
I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.
by Mr. Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006
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Husband

"I want to take this to the next level, be my husband?"
by Penguin Liver December 21, 2016
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