Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.
PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
BOBBY: No way!
PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!
BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?
PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.
by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006
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by HoFFY February 5, 2005
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"Dude, why are your kneecaps so pickly?"
"Ugh, Trevor gave me a damn Donna Hoffman last night...twice."
"What?why'd you let him do it twice?"
"I broke the first pair...he was hiding a secondT_T"
"what a perv!"
"yeah, he be crushin'. "
"Ugh, Trevor gave me a damn Donna Hoffman last night...twice."
"What?why'd you let him do it twice?"
"I broke the first pair...he was hiding a secondT_T"
"what a perv!"
"yeah, he be crushin'. "
by hideharu June 22, 2009
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by Maragumball April 7, 2009
Get the Hoffert mug.a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.
Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008
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Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
by xfit blokes April 29, 2014
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