A woman or man who has a pattern of moving in with a new male or female hook up too early in their relationship. Their relationships have a pattern of moving in with a hook up, becoming serious with them too fast so they can avoid being homeless & alone, & ruining that relationship. They might have a roster of male or female friends on their phone they use for casual sex or validation just in case their main relationship fails. A female or male hobosexual who lacks honesty, integrity and self esteem will cheat & lie to the person they choose to move in with. This subconsciously forces them to find a new person to have sex with so they can have a place to stay. This cycle keeps repeating because they depend on the male or female validation of their lovers instead of loving themselves. Hobosexuals can suffer from mental health conditions, trauma, narcissism, a lack of self-awareness, and a lack of self-worth.
Every hobosexual is capable of being alone, happy, honest, and a better person. Once they stop the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay, they can move into their own apartment and live there completely alone without depending on relationships as a source of housing when there is no foundation of real love, friendship or respect.
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Get the Hobosexual mug.One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub
My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.
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Get the Hobosexual mug.An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
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