headerosexual

A person who is attracted to anyone that gives oral sex

"So what is your preference?"

"Well I am headerosexual over all.."

"Huh?"

"Do you suck dick?"

"Ew no!"

"The gtfo of my face."

by Franknsfw January 20, 2018

Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010

hederasexual

A terrible misspelling of heterosexual.

Heterosexual= H-e-t-e-r-o-s-e-x-u-a-l not H-e-d-e-r-a-s-e-x-u-a-l

by Corb March 16, 2005

prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.

Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.

by Assex 776 August 28, 2007

heterosexually challenged

Someone who is a gay

Did you see those two dudes holding hands walking down the street. They are definitely heterosexually challenged.

by oopsiboopedmypants June 11, 2006

Neterosexual

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.

A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.

by Woolwit October 3, 2010

Meterosexual Hipster

A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"

by APokedex October 22, 2011