double hander

To sneeze in both hands.
Even more disgusting when said person doesn't wash their hands.

Johnny just sneezed in his hands and didn't wash them.
Ewww, gross. A double hander?
Yep, a double hander.

by Match O March 9, 2007

handruff

When the palms of a person's hands are so dry that they leave a what looks like dandruff on what ever they touch.

My golf in structor, Scott, gets his handruff all over me. I have to shower twice to get it all off!

by FutureUSOpenChamp November 3, 2011

Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.

When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.

by seunsmore April 3, 2011

Dirty Handrail

The reuse of a condom from a previous sexual encounter.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty handrail last night

by old pete June 6, 2011

No hander

Sometimes known as "Look Ma, no hands!"

The act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.

-Males only.

By the time I reached my teenage years, I was a master of the No Hander.

Sometimes I pull a No Hander when I need to text (lol?)

The other day my No Hander went wrong and I made a huge mess in my bathroom...

by LaseRgoesPEWPEW=] April 25, 2010

Handrew

a very proper hand-job, almost as if it were from royalty

Dude, I know that the girl I'm taking out tonight is going to give me a handrew. She drives an Audi for crying out loud.

by Larry Gigli November 24, 2010

two-hander

A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.

The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!

by belovedx2 December 26, 2009