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Methane Huffer

The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.
"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"

or

"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'
by river jameser January 4, 2011
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Man hayfever

Like normal hayfever but it has manned up and is deadly to men... Kinda...
Guy says "Fuck I feel like death"
Girl says " its just hayfever"
Guy says "ITS MAN HAYFEVER, IM ACTUALLY DYING"
by Fatguywhat June 6, 2014
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thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.
Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.
by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017
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Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”
Damnnnnthat bitch is a water heffer frfr!”
by you’re so hot December 26, 2022
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Paint Huffer

The quiet girl in the back of art class who sniffs acrylic paint. Then asks to be babysat. Usually dorky, will never get high or laid any other way.
by ieatsheepsforbrunch January 17, 2009
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Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname
That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO
by sweet at life September 7, 2008
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haffy

A state of giddiness resembling being high; a combination of the words 'happy' and 'huffing'.
Sandra wouldn't stop laughing last night. She was so haffy she was laughing at nothing.
by mustgofaster August 7, 2010
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