by Games223453423 January 29, 2010
Get the Guido mug.noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.
Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.
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the Gundog is a beast of a creature specialized in opening beer bottles with his teeth and well-adapted to downing beer and whisky by the bottle, no matter the quantity.
the Gundog has been previously trained in the rowdy chug.
the Gundog has been known to black out before sunset.
the Gundog is a trained fighter of post-bar brawls.
the Gundog was well known in Champaign-Urbana for the purple rocket.
the Gundog has been previously trained in the rowdy chug.
the Gundog has been known to black out before sunset.
the Gundog is a trained fighter of post-bar brawls.
the Gundog was well known in Champaign-Urbana for the purple rocket.
Here's two 40 oz's for me, and one for you...you have now been gundogged.
I pulled a gundog last weekend and ate 4 hotdogs after the bar.
I pulled a gundog last weekend and ate 4 hotdogs after the bar.
by Chancellor - University of Illinois November 10, 2006
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Get the guaydo mug.the biggest asshole you will ever meet. likes to mess with younger girls, usually freshman in high school. He'll lead you on, and then break your heart.
by Biaaa356 May 15, 2009
Get the Guido mug.An Italian-American without class who is employed by the Mafia in a low-ranking position. Usually employed as "muscle" but can also be a bag-man, money collector, bookie, etc. Has very little chance of advancing in the Mob because of his substandard intelligence, lack of initiative/creativity, and disregard for cultural sophistication. Tends to dress flashy and a bit garish, i.e. suit coats with t-shirts and gold chains. Often found hanging around strip clubs, late-night diners, or other unofficial places of business.
Note: Can also apply to Sicilians/the Sicilian mob, or to low-ranking members of the Italian organized crime mobs which are not officially "Mafia".
Note: Can also apply to Sicilians/the Sicilian mob, or to low-ranking members of the Italian organized crime mobs which are not officially "Mafia".
Look at that Guido, trying to impress the ladies by talking about his Mafia connections. If he were really someone important, he wouldn't be talking about it. I bet he's just a thug.
by SashaPhile September 4, 2010
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