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Gravity

I had this great idea the other day, like I do every day, but damn gravity got in my way YET AGAIN. Just wait till I get this cast off! *shakes fist*
by Kalvyne May 11, 2011
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Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.
by Salame March 24, 2007
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Gravity

A person who has an overwhelming and undeniable attractiveness that one is powerless to resist as if commanded by a force of nature.
That girl's a heavenly body all right!! When she walks down the street she forms an orbit of helpless men around her. Mmm Mmm Mmmmmmmmmm, that girls got gravity.
by Jay Couture July 17, 2005
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gravity hammer

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.
Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.
by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007
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Gravity

A nickname for a thief so unskilled it is as though the force of gravity is trying to steal your things.
"Ah damn it, it happened again."
"What?"
"All the lights are on, my TV's on the lawn, and my dog won't come out of the bathroom."
"Ah man, it's almost like somebody tried to break in."
"It's probably just gravity, no burglar is this bad."
by Japmasta Funk January 21, 2009
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Gravity Bomb

Gravity Bomb, (or G-Bomb), Refers to when a person, usually male, goes to the toilet and drops a massive shit into the bowl. This 'massive shit' usually descends from the asshole as one massive, sphere-shaped, ball that explodes into the water with its own unique sound according to the manner in which the G-Bomber has pushed out his/her G-Bomb
He went to the toilet and dropped a massive Gravity Bomb
by OmNomNomInc. February 8, 2010
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gravity fuck

When the bus takes a sharp turn and you are thrown into a compromising position with the person next to you.
Oh Noes! I just got Graivity Fucked!TM

--gravity fuck
by The_Roaming_Gnome2 June 16, 2006
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