finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.

finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed

by adb dealio August 3, 2009

guffington

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".

chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.

by guffington February 1, 2009

Gruffle

When you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.

Aaron unexpectedly put his butt on my arm and gruffled me.

by fickleone May 25, 2013

Gruff

A crusty exterior

To speak while laughing histerically
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Aw, this chair is really gruff

She was telling me about what was so funny at the football game yesterday, but all I heard was gruff

by Khorn October 6, 2006

Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

by The Babber October 7, 2019

guffhaling

to inhale someone elses guff

by My June 11, 2003

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011