Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)

Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

by KittenJuggler May 20, 2019

Freeloader

A freeloader is a person that takes advantage of a provider that offers help in a time of need.

The provider may, or may not figure out that the "time of need" never ends with a freeloader.

Freeloaders like to repay debts with unasked for actions / items presented as a compensation.

Providers have codependent behavioral issues that allow the freeloader to exist in their world.

Freeloaders consistently repeat their user patterns with anyone known to the original provider.

A freeloader family member was sure that planting a garden in my own backyard, with unused
seed from the previous year, was equivalent compensation for the $---.--that was owed to me.
Later that year, produce from the garden was proffered as an attonement for the $---.-- debt.

by thedesignertim February 20, 2009

freedom fries

The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.

Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.

by Light Joker June 25, 2004

Freen

Extra amazingly cool acidic green that comes in highlighter colors. Also a word used instead of 'Green', which many believe has become outdated.

This word is beyond examples lol. Freen is thee shizz.

by Jolene16 April 8, 2007

freedom fries

The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.

I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Freedom Grenade

A term in Halo2 when you throw a Grenade while ethier falling off a stage or just before you die.

*as your dieing* "GO FREEDOM GRENADE!" -Boom- "Triple Kill"

by Gold Leader June 19, 2006

Freedom Muffins

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

by Harkinian23 June 28, 2010