Freelance Cock

When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone

Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?

Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

freesia

1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"

"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"

by Drefwil March 9, 2010

The Feels

On normal occasions, the feels occur with fictional phenomena such as character deaths, sad moments, happy moments, and generally extreme emotions towards someone/something fictional. The term "UGH THE FEELS" Is probably only going be used by fangirls/fanboys.

Otaku Fangirl: OMG THE FEELS! THAT OVA "NO REGRETS" ABOUT LEVI's PAST THO!!!!! EVERYONE'S DEAD
Book Fangirl: UGH NICO IS JUST SO ADORABLE AND ALL THE FEELS GIT THROWN ON HIM
Just Normal TV/Movie Fangirl: DID U WATCH THAT EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL!!!?? THE FEELS
Other meanings: to be Tokyo Ghouled is basically a large heap of the feels being dumped on you

by KanekiIsActuallyVeryAttractive April 18, 2015

freeloader

A worthless, lazy, opportunist bumb who takes advantage of people and thinks they should get everything on a silver platter without earning it. If he has a girlfriend, he probably sits at home all day without a job and mooches money and things off her with the excuse, “I’ll pay you back later, baby, when things improve.” She keeps giving him more money because she is nieve, has low self-esteem and too spineless to stand up to him and kick him out. On the other hand, if the freeloader is a female she is probably a spoiled, stuck-up b***h who lives at home and gets money from mommy and daddy while sitting on the can all day eating Bon Bons and watching soaps.

Being a freeloader is learned behavior because people keep giving them things without saying no.

by [e-mail] March 19, 2008

feels

The intense emotion of a fandom.

OH MY GOD MY FEELS KATNISS AND PEETA JUST KISSED

FINNICK DIED ALL MY FEELS

NOOO SNAPE MY FEEEELLLSS!!!

by Peetaluvscats November 8, 2012

freals

A slang which shortens the phrase "For reals"
A reply to ones statement

such as:
A: i got a new game
B: freals!

by jurahsik June 14, 2003

Feels Train

Basically the feels train is whenever you watch a t.v show movie anime etc. that makes you cry... like the little cry baby diaper wearing bitch you are.

Choo Choo MOTHER FUCKER your going on a trip in the feels train, ALL A FUCKING BOARD.

by A Fuckery Master July 26, 2016