Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 8, 2014

Forking

The act of stabbing someone with a fork

Jimmy got mad at his teacher during lunch and violently started forking her in the face

by Ewwitsevie May 21, 2016

Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Forting

Forting is When your in the bathtub and you fart and bite the bubbles

Bob and Jane where forting in the bath.

by Despicable123 June 17, 2019

fogging

fog disinfection service like those found at fogclean

the area needs fogging before safe return.

by https://fogclean.co.uk July 24, 2020

forking

Like scissoring, but with four girls.

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Hej, Sarah, have you heard of forking? It's like scissoring, but we need to get two more girls.

by astropauls September 23, 2020

forking

When two men kiss while their penises are touching eachother

Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”

by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020