When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.
A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.
Buy a
Asphalt challenge
mug!
To be fixed by an individual with great skill when others can not.
In reference to Spongebob Squarepants.
Brian: “Idon’t get how this conveyer belt is still not working, I had two of our best techs take a look at it.”
Marshal: “Give Danny a call, I’m sure he’ll wumbo this thing back to working order.”
When two men kiss while their penises are touching eachother
Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”
An Asian person with light skin who has tanned to the point of really dark skin.
Marco: I understand you like to fish Joey, but maybe you should have more sun protection.
Joey: I know, I’m starting to look like a potsticker.
of dirty nature with sexual intent.
“Do you see her twerking and grinding in the dance studio? She’s grimy.”
Miller: “I went to the kitchen to grab a cup while my wife was washing the dishes. As I went behind her to get to the cabinet, she pushed her ass on me and gave me ‘that look’.”
Trey: “That’s grimy bro, she’s my sister.”
Miller: “Well she’s my wife.”
Trey: “Just stop telling me these things.”
