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What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.
What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,
by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011
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Flapping Butthole

While having sexual intercoarse randomly jump on her face and thrust your ass cheeks back and forth repeatedly. Depending on the mood you may want to take a dirty shit while doing the flapping butthole.
Bowers got the nastiest flapping butthole ever. Afterward he had a shit stain on his cheek for a week.
by NIGGA FUCK October 14, 2007
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it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world
Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.
by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015
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my back teeth are floating

Rude form of, “I need to urinate.”
A man is talking to another and states, “ oh wait a minute, my back teeth are floating.” Then walks off and urinates.
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floating head

A head that is ovally shaped and longer than it is wide. Known to float.
by Daniel May 24, 2004
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Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
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Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!
"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"
by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018
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