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floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills
person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?
by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008
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floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.
She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!
by Richie McFarland March 11, 2004
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Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.
Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.
by A.Aron March 15, 2021
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Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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Flocking

A group of Featheries coming together to form a mass orgy in both a real like situation and in an online ERP situation.
Hey get your feather suit ready, we are having a Flocking at Elli's house at 8.

I know a few people with feathery OCs, wanna get into a group chat and have a Flocking?
by Flyboi~ July 24, 2017
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Floating

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.

Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."

"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017
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floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018
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