flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

Flunking

Flunking is when you get several dead male bodies, chop their penisis off, then put them into a blender with any liquid then blend it up, then get any type of food you would eat and poor the sloppy gooey juice on top of it, then slowly share it with another male friend all the way till you kiss, then throw up all the penis from the juice in each others mouth

So Ben do you want to go flunking at the weekend it will be pretty cray cray

by L3w368ss May 16, 2018

Flanking

The present or past tense of juking out an opponent, to flank them out.

"I was flanking the football player," Tommy said, "when his teammate slamed into the side of me."

by Harry Potter Fan 6418 April 22, 2020

flinkinstat

Someone who is oddly weird and no one likes them

Me: Ew look at Jamie

You: omg he's such a flinkinstat

by Lumpy_banana June 20, 2020

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Flicking

A form of flirty speeddating where you say something good about the other person and then have permission to kiss them, touch them etc.

Example 1: you want to try flicking?
Example 2: they were flicking in the living room.

by Mercyful March 1, 2022