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flaccid argument

(noun) an argument (for a paper or essay) that starts out weak and limp but that gets longer and stronger the more you play around with it
My philosophy paper still has a flaccid argument, so I'm thinking about spending the night in the library to really firm it up.

Jimmy always has trouble with flaccid arguments, so he often asks his girlfriend to help out.
by briell3 March 2, 2010
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The Flaccid Joey

The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.
While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013
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memory flick

The female version of a "memory wank".
The female will continue to "flick the bean" (stimulate the clit) whilst thinking of past sexual experiences, their favourite porno scene, or a mixture of them both.
(couple talking over the phone/internet/text)

"Aww babes Im so horny. I need you here!"

"Me too. Be right back......just avin a memory flick"
by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010
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Chicken Flick

Meryl Streep specializes in making Chicken Flicks.
by Truth Teller 711 June 13, 2010
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Flick Style

Squishy masturbation noises that emanate from a bedroom with an open door. This technique is often employed while other family members/friends are in close proximity. It may be because of the heightened sense of risk that this method is used.
Inspired by Mr. Hat, he decided to go Flick Style and play an open-door game of catch!
by the macstablishment August 29, 2006
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flaccidacious

beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.
this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness
by Mambo and Jessica December 10, 2006
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FICCL

You"Hey i heard u fucked the teacher"? Me:"Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less(FICCL)"
by romanianwog@ February 2, 2009
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