Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

flatblast

To shoot someone

I'm gonna pull out my 9 Mike Mike and Flatblast your ass

by Kojak October 5, 2003

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

Flatulent Fluff

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.

Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

flatland

a great way to use free time; performing a variety of bmx tricks on an area of flat land or open space of concrete; possibly the best way to ride on 2 wheels ever invented

dude i met this guy who could do some really kool flatland stuff like a decade, a steam turbine, and a cliffhanger.

by e-flo May 19, 2007

flabulent

Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.

She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.

by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

fabulantasticsome five

a group of people who consume many hours of tv, while saying the quotes five seconds after it's original airing. also lots of time at local Friendly's aka the Max.

fire, wind, water, heart, earth, the fabulantasticsome five to the rescue!!

by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005