fiveskin

/faɪv skɪn/
Foreskin so large you can fit all five fingers in it.

Dude 1: Ye I got a foreskin.
Dude 2: *Sticks all five fingers inside of dude 1's foreskin* Nah nigga, you got a fiveskin!

by TheGoyBoy January 3, 2020

five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.

Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.

by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023

three five

"Three-Five" as in "3.5 grams"
Used for drugs (weed etc.)

"Hey man can you hook me up with some bud?"
"How much you need blood?"
"A three five"

by Dee Double E April 14, 2018

Level Five

Psychotic, crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, mentally deranged, in other words... off their fucking rocker. May also refer to any psychiatric ward, mental institution, or "looney bin".

Named after the 5th floor of Portsmouth Naval Hospital, (Portsmouth, Virginia) which houses the psychiatric ward and outpatient counselling programs, such as OCIP (Outpatient Crisis Intervention Program, later renamed Outpatient Cognitive Intervention Program). Often run by useless, never-set-sail REMFs (HM2s!).

"Did you hear about Ski?"

"Yeah, he busted his fist open punching the wall and smeared blood all over the place, so they hauled his ass off to Level Five."

"Last I saw he was arguing with that damn stuffed monkey of his; Ski is definitely Level Five."

by Dr Bubbles PhD June 10, 2009

Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!

Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. There is a part with a vietnamese hooker who says this. She also says "Me love you long time". Her words have been quoted countless times, and Full Metal Jacket is one of the most referenced movies of all time. If it was before your generation, you should go watch it.

You can say this is just about any situation if you want people to laugh.

Doctor: "Damnit, he's bled out, we've lost him"
Attendant: "Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!"

by wtfisapseudnym September 13, 2010

Fivesexual

When your in love with the fictional character Five Hargreeves from The umbrella academy!

Someone:I think I like Five hargreeves
Someone else: your an Fivesexual

by Luna Michael January 13, 2021

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008