five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Schfifty-five

-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

by Scrojmachett January 19, 2004

Five Seven

A 5.7x28mm Handgun made by Fabrique Nationale, it fires the same ammunition as the Sun Machine gun version, the FN P90, shooting the Sub Sonic Armour Piercing round, it is capable of penetrating a Kevlar vest at some 300 meters.

by 1337 June 1, 2003

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

five-o

n. Short for police officers. Originated from the TV show Hawaii 5-0 which was a copp show in the 1970's. Hawaii is the 50th state, hence the nickname "5-0".

Put that blunt out, five-o, five-o!

by thug4life September 29, 2002

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010