by REEYAH666 April 20, 2020
Get the fingersmug. by Krkič December 11, 2019
Get the fingermug. YouTube star Ruben Sole used the term "fingering" to refer to a special handshake, where the under hand clandestinely rubs one finger on the over hand's palm. Ruben and several of the porn actresses he was talking to claimed that such "fingering" was a high-school signal indicating sexual interest.
by Eiganjoe October 7, 2020
Get the Fingeringmug. THE HISTORICAL ORIGIN OF "THE FINGER"
This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew." Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"
Over the years, some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant pluckier", which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment.
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew." Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"
Over the years, some 'folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like "pleasant mother pheasant pluckier", which is who you had to go to for the feathers used on the arrows for the longbow), the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
by Eddie Strain June 17, 2008
Get the The Fingermug. A male with an obsession with shoving his fingers up his ass in search for his prostate gland for the G-spot
Person 1: "Haven't you heard? The guy's G-spot is up the ass somewhere!!"
Person 2: "What the hell?! HahahaHaa!! OhMyGod, Eww!! Stay Away, A-Fingers!!"
Person 2: "What the hell?! HahahaHaa!! OhMyGod, Eww!! Stay Away, A-Fingers!!"
by fat February 2, 2004
Get the A-Fingersmug. The act of going to the library with your friends to stick your hands in bowls of razorblades and then lick the blood off each other's hands.
Damn, it's cold out.
Yeah.
Hey! Wanna finger me at the library?
Sure! I'll get the razorblades if you get the bowls!
Yeah.
Hey! Wanna finger me at the library?
Sure! I'll get the razorblades if you get the bowls!
by muphingurl545 March 9, 2011
Get the Fingermug. by Commonrolls March 28, 2020
Get the Fingermug.