fingerdemolisher

The person the replaced mumbilinghero, they are the best. Please marry me.

fingerdemolisher is my hero

by Followingurarakastans June 13, 2021

fingerdemolisher

The person the replaced mumbilinghero, they are the best. Please marry me.

fingerdemolisher is my hero

by Followingurarakastans June 13, 2021

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.

I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.

by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020

fingerdazzle

roadhead for girls

fingerdazzler - a person(or persons) who fingers a girl while being driven in a car

fingerdazzled - getting fingered while driving

I was driving my boyfriend to work and he surpised me with fingerdazzle the whole way to his job

or...

On the way up north with my husband he fingerdazzled me all the way to the county line.

by fingerdazzlersr-us July 15, 2009

Fingerduke

a girl or group of girls who enjoy being overhand fingerbanged.

hey bro, lets head to the local taco shop and find us a fingerduke.

by bughead fingerbangs April 28, 2010

Fingerdash

Mentioned by AmazingPhil to be something dodgy on urban dictionary.
Appears in their Geometry Dash Video on DanAndPhilGames.

Fingerdash. That sounds like something that would be dodgy on urban dictionary. - Philip Lester

by IMadeThisAccountBecauseOfPhil October 13, 2018