gay fig

Origin: United Parcel Service, PD-7 Crypts, San Bruno Night Hub BITCH! Evented by Cisco and used by The PD-7 Crew and kept alive by ZiLLa. It means you're a gay fag.

Zilla: Oh yaaaaaa!
Cisco: Gay fig!

by ZiLLa March 07, 2005

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fig

fig is a word invented by amir z. neil a. and emil s. it means plainly "fag" its our fucking word and it is played out.

"I was talking to shepler, and hes suchg a fig now"

"John Urban is the biggest fig i know"

by neil anand September 19, 2004

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fig tree

one who picks the figs from the tree and jams them directly up his or her ass

Some people sure love that fig tree and Mike can get 10 figs up there!

by Dick Rambone February 02, 2007

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Fig Bewton

WARNING: This feat is for experienced sex-ers only, do not attempt without medical assistance nearby!

When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!

Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.

by Zach P. August 18, 2006

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