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fletch

1.The act of influencing a another for good or bad.
2. The Force.
I'm going to fletch this mother into stealing me a laptop.
by Darth Maul April 9, 2004
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fletch

The Movie De La Centurie:
Heavenly humor on camera: watch, lest the Greek lines pull your neighbor behind the chair on which he sits: to laugh like a damn hyienna!
"Don't talk to me like that assface, I don't work for you yet!"
Chevy Chase, in "Fletch," as Fletch: being Fletch in Stanwyk's mansion.
by Hill Y. December 28, 2005
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feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.
Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher
by Marky Mark January 13, 2003
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mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!
-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!
by Gretchen August 31, 2003
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fletcher

the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
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Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.
Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.
by skin January 17, 2004
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feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..
wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...
by wiz mang May 11, 2004
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