French seat

A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo

Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.

Zack: those are sweet!

by Fuck lasalle October 22, 2020

French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much

She gave me a total french waiter

by taletotell November 18, 2020

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

French Henry Roulette

A bunch of girls line up in Porter potty‘s you go down the line one pump at a time then repeat until one woman gets jizzed in they are the loser that has to pay child support.

Boss man became pregnant after participating n French Henry Roulette.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021

sam french

When your level of awesomness surpasses all others on such a high level it damages egos at significent levels just by standing near people

Girl 1: wow who is that hunk? He is so hot :)
Girl 2: that is Sam french, the most amazing man alive!
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!

Girl one : who is that handsome hunk?
Girl two: that's sam French the most selfless muscly, handsome, smart, funny, man ever. Plus he is the best actor ever
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ononeoneone

by [e-mail] January 8, 2015

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

by DrNick777 February 19, 2015

Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.

by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021