farty four

this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!

I just carn-holed myself on Hwy. farty four!

by K-Bitch September 29, 2010

farty artie

A person whose real name is Artie, but is often called this due to his excessive farting. This person also was most likely called this in their early childhood, and the name has scarred them. Due to this, there is a good chance that this person is homophobic, but HE is really the gay one.

Hey Farty artie!
Shut up dude! I told u not to call me that gay boy!

by The Real Tony May 21, 2014

farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

Fartyr

Someone who takes the blame for someone else's fart

John knew his wife had ripped an awful fart at the dinner party, and when Dave noticed and called attention to the awful odor, John decided to be a fartyr by apologizing and saying it was he that had farted. FartFartyrMartyrFlatulence

by Jeffblue88 August 1, 2015

Fartyak

To accidentally let out a fart while vomiting.

Did you see that guy Waxpants fartyakking in the bush on Saturday?

by businessfish January 12, 2016

farty arsey

Used to describe one who deliberates excessively.

Hurry up and stop being so farty arsey!

by fartymcarsey August 27, 2016

Fartsy

Fartsy is when you almost shit yourselves of a fart but just wants to see if you sharted.

Why am i so fartsy all the time??

by PinkMelody November 2, 2016