When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
by LokiSleeve July 8, 2015