fail candy

anything that seems to make you fail after wards.

"dude i just ate some fail candy and i keep getting pwnd."

by yourmom6t9s May 15, 2009

failbows

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see

I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.

by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

Faglau

1. A person who acts or pretends to be something they are very clearly not.
2. A person who persistently includes themselfs into a group that they are not welcomed or wanted in.

You know Kevin? Yeah he's a Faglau.

by Connect43 March 3, 2017

Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018

Quantum fail

A fail that, when examined extremely closely, fails in a very different and surprising way to the one expected.

Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.

The contract seemed reasonable, but when I examined the small print I realised it was a QUANTUM FAIL.

by LFDD April 5, 2010

lurk fail

When someone tries to lurk but utterly fails to do so anonymously. Constantly changing their messenger status, or disconnecting / rejoining IRC channels.

20:33 -!- <noob> has joined #some-channel
20:33 < noob> logger url
20:33 <@coolguy> lurk fail

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 22, 2010

phantom fail

Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.

chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.

chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.

by thechickencow March 15, 2011