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heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"
by JakeStar November 3, 2005
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Shamu Express

The Shamu Express is when you sneak into Sea World and go into the whale tank. You sedate the whale and then proceed to fuck it in the blowhole.
I was bored at Sea World so I took the Shamu Express.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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Team Deathmatch Express

Made available during the first play-list update of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, Team Deathmatch Express is exactly the same as the original; the only difference of the two is the extreme time reduction made during the wait between rounds, hence the word "Express".
Hey dude, wanna play a few rounds of Team Deathmatch on Live?

Yeah, sure. But let's do express. Heard Team Deathmatch Express is a lot quicker. Less wait time in the lobby.
by Akane-chan January 13, 2010
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biPolar Express

The emotional roller coaster that our loved ones put us on at their whim.
My boyfriend and I broke up and got back together 5 times this month. I feel like I'm on the biPolar Express.
by MissJames January 22, 2011
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nike express

Originated by teens without a car or means of transportation. It basicly means that if you go anywhere, you get there by foot; hence the term nike express.
All of my friends forgot to pick me up on their way to the mall, so I caught the nike express. see walk
by sg_kitty March 23, 2005
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Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
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chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina
by curbsidegoon October 28, 2013
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