exploding orphus

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023

quantum explode

quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
-verb

definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.

1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.

2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!

by Gnirps Eibbor February 10, 2009

touch-explosives

explosives that are friction activated

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives

by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009

Your thermos exploded

When the condom breaks inside the woman

Yo I was fucking my girl and she's said "your thermos exploded" .

by Clitcruncher February 2, 2017

My sausage is going to explode

The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz

Oh my god you'd are so sexy my sausage is going to explode all lo ver you

by Lesstatt July 18, 2013