Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

Ejaculationship

A relationship based on a booty call. Specifically from the male perspective. Less substantial than FWB.

Chrissy and I have a great ejaculationship going on.

by DurtyB808 June 12, 2011

Eraculation

Term describing an incident whereby you ejaculate in the same instance as your penis begins to become erect.

Rob:'Ah man, sophia just gave me a lapdance and i eraculated....'
D:'An eraculation can be a very distressing thing to happen....'

by D-H-Man June 28, 2008

The Escalation

A friend who comes upon an incident that has been defused and proceeds to re-active the incident, more than likely inviting an un-needed physical altercation

I had the situation under control with those guys, The Escalation showed up and picked a fight anyway

by Wolfpack Tuck September 26, 2011