Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008

elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008

white elephant

an unwanted gift that one has no use for

I have no need for this white elephant. Do you know anywhere I can sell it?

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

the elephant

a kamasutra sex position that is very painful but very enjoyable at the same time. It's when you put both of your legs to the side closing them and the guy inserts his weener in you the penetration is deep how most woman and men like it =

ohhhhhhhh yes i love it when you fuck me like that thank god for the elephant position

by Ceee Son January 17, 2008

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

elephant tusk wednesday

The act of four hairy russian guys at night, raping your parents on top of a burnt piece of toast in a new work subway. While doing so, they blast techno and scream BANANA!

Wait what happened? My parents just got elephant tusk wednesdayed on?

by Brown cow magee May 12, 2010

angry elephant

When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis resembles the trunk, whilst the thighs on either side give the appearance of two large ears.

I did the angry elephant to your mom and she was filled with lust and fear...

by captain weenis May 11, 2009