ejina

all the Liams love her so do the jacks. her actual name is ejine or ej. she is like super athletic. she has like lots of friends and the best one is Diana. her thighs are THIC. she dressed up like a panda for halloween with her friends and won the contest. she's sounds really funny when she curses

LIAM: I LOVE EJINA
JACK: I LOVE HER EVEN MORE
LIAM: I LOVED HER FIRST
JACK: FINE. WE CAN SHARE HER
EJINA: I DONT NEED NO MAN

by thicpandas4life February 1, 2022

post ejaculation clarity

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .

Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!

by my_own_summer September 22, 2019

Ejla

A beautiful girl with struggles . Who knows allot and isnt afraid of screaming it to the world . Shes loud , coragouse and beautiful. Daring to be wild . She doesn't take shit from anyone and knows ••its okay to cry•• . Shes a fighter and shes wild . People knock her down but she just has to pick herself up again... Flawless and fabulous are accurate deffinitions . If you ever meet her , you're day is just allot better.

That girl has a drink in her hand and is punching that other girl.
"Oh shes ejla.."

by Justasmalltowngirl46 April 20, 2013

Ejactulection

An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.

TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.

Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!

Me: Fucking ejactulections...

by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009

ejac

noun. ejaculate, sperm

There is ejac on the bed.

Thank you for swallowing my ejac.

by Calvin Broadus November 22, 2006

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

ejactose intolerant

When spoog routinely upsets your tummy.

Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"

by Cam McCormick February 2, 2005