egotender

1.A bartender or bar owner that is arrogant, rude and smarmy.
2. A bar employee that serves more ego and attitude than they do a good cocktail.
3. A hospitality employee that forgets that they make thier living off the geniousity of others.

Let's not go to that place for a drink, they have a bunch of egotenders working there.

by getlostdude February 12, 2010

Egotrocity

An unnaturally high or inflated ego, something on par with the way Tiger Woods feels about himself in golf. This condition is usually found in The Keeg of the species.

The Keeg has egotrocity so bad, he's been talking about himself for 5 hrs straight.

by The Keeg January 21, 2010

Egotesticle

An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.

Daniel is an egotesticle poser.

by GuardianDuo May 16, 2011

egotonin

An imaginary chemical that gives your ego an instant boost, such as when your friends all rally in your support after a downer moment.

I was super duper bummed about losing my job, until everyone cheered me up with a much-needed egotonin shot!

by RishadQ May 18, 2011

egotorial

An editorial in broadcasting or print media where the subject matter is overwhelmed by or secondary to the superficial, pretentious, or materialist personality of the author. Origin: New Zealand broadcasting and print personalities Mike Hosking, Paul Henry, and Duncan Garner whose editorial style wrap an issue around their egotism.

I watched a news piece but Hosking made it all about him, such is his egotorial style.

by KiltedKiwi January 21, 2016

Eggitarian

A term used to identify someone who has become so confused by their own belief in the trinity that they say "the trinity is like an egg" over and over. When pressed by outsiders for a deeper explanation, often the eggitarian will begin to run in circles pretending to be a dog chasing its tail. This heresy has historical roots in the state of Arkansas and has recently spread into southern Missouri.

He is an Eggitarian

by truth&facts September 15, 2016

Egotistical Brat

Someone always brags about themselves and is a brat

"Anna called Ryan an egotistical brat".

by Nicholas tutu May 26, 2018