Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020

melatonin drunkness

where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy

well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.

by 56independent May 13, 2021

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.

"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."

by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010

drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

by istitch October 28, 2017

drunkl

Internet chat speak for drunk- used when the person is actually drunk, mis-spelling words on the keyboard.

Dud, me iz soooo drunkl write now...

by bluesonic August 2, 2006

drunken dancing

This form of dancing, if you can call it that, results from persons consuming too much alcohol, which somehow fuels their confidence in a non-existent ability to dance.

The drunken dance can be mistaken for someone going into convulsions or having an undiagnosed neurological disorder. It is often painful to watch, but the drunken dancers are convinced that they are performing on a professional level.

Chrissie got pretty wild at that bar last night.
Oh no, she wasn't drunken dancing again, was she?

by DougCrow January 3, 2006